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Polimp
Senior Member |
It has come to my attention that there have been a lot of disparaging words in the republican gutter press aimed at the ISDCIP (Imperial Society for the Distribution of Cutlery to Indigenous Populations, Est 1845). The denizens of the press are tugging on a great institution, just for their own gratification.
When are these knockers going to be taken out and exposed for what they are? The good work of the ISDCIP has been changing people’s lives for the better. Can you imagine what life was like for this man until the Imperial Society furnished him with cruet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prrMaLrkc5U
It’s all very well all these other so called charities trying to change the world, and feed everybody, but how are these people going to be able to eat this food if they have not got the necessary utensils?
I repeat, it is all very well handing this food out, but the absence of fish knives, desert spoons, or any of the most basic cutlery will reduce the recipient to live on the most bestial level. This in itself will cause the poverty that will result in hunger. One only has only to look at a map of the world to see; wealth resides in those places with an abundance of cutlery. We Americans have to learn from the British after all is said and done the their Empire was built on Sheffield steel and the cake fork. The clear relationship of cutlery to living standards.
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App-pulled
village Member |
I was appalled by the OP I thought that that sort of nineteenth century cultralism was at an end. Cultural diversity is the watch word of our modern global community and the more advanced people like my friends and I of Highgate Village, would never dream of shunning an individual because they lacked cutlery. True we would drop people that will not reciprocate with an invitation after they had attended a few of our little tête-à-têtes, but who would want to associate with that sort of person in the first place, Have those people never heard of hotels or restaurants? Not that Jessica or I have anything against the unwashed, I distinctly remember acknowledging a postal worker with a nod of the head on at least one occasion.
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Polimp
Senior Member |
That is a totally unfounded accusation. Everybody knows about the whole fleet of Supermarine Fops making daily and in some cases hourly deliveries to all parts of the unadvanced world. There is even film of these heroic pilots braving the elements to keep this noble cause alive. How dare you criticise in your arm chair these good people?
Map of regular flights
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Dao dingo
Hairy Member |
That video was not of Supermarine Fops. The wings did not have scalloped trailing edges, They are fitted with floats rather than the standard issue caterpillar tracks on the outriggers. The body of the aircraft was not built with a triangulated superstructure, Further, it pushes ones credibility to breaking point that anyone could mistake that Pegasus mounted unit, for a Tupolev Demure 27 tappet difference engine. Also even though that was a black and white film I can point out that those planes were not fitted with the livery of the Imperial society.
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Socalismlives
Hard Member |
They are all fucking lyres, They haven’t got a head office that is an old picture of Respighi castle.
This is where they are- and this is the shed.
I looked them up on Wocky and the whole thing is being run from an allotment shed near Winnersh Triangle railway station 64 miles 72 chains from London.
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Polimp
Senior Member |
Oh is that all that worries you, most large organisations have P.O. box office addresses, the large cut out poster of the head offices is for display purposes only. You cannot refute the good work of the Imperial Society for the Distribution of cutlery to Indigenous Populations, just because they operate using PO box numbers.
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Socalismlives
Hard Member |
A chain is a unit of length used in Britain.
Forced on the working classes by their capitalist overlords, so these capitalist running dogs can divide up the land and charge people for the very act of playing cricket. When are we going to unite and throw of these shackles and hit those 'gentlemen' for six. |
App-pulled
village Member |
Chain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_postillion_has_been_struck_by_lightning
Given the relative property prices of Winnersh and Highgate, I would not put too much backing in any organisation centred on Winnersh. |
Polimp
Senior Member |
It does not matter where the HQ is. The Imperial Society, provides for many of those in need. Some people without the help of the Society have actually been cajoled to go though undignified rituals and impersonate the missing cruet. Can you imagine what is like to be forced to dress as salt or pepper pots in public?
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TV watcher
Removable Member |
In every society there are sick people forcing others to dress to their codes. When I was in Afghanistan my life was made hell by men who thought they had the right to tell me how to dress. You would think they would know that I as a marine understood how to protect my human rights with a gun! Sure the bullying stopped, but I can tell you it has left me with lasting physiological damage. ‘Military cross-dressing syndrome’ (MDS) may not be accepted by congress, but medical practitioners have diagnosed its presence in every American fighting Unit.
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PED ant
latex Member |
The chain on my bath plug has twenty nine links so you don’t know what you are talking about. I have had this problem with you before. You use words and you don’t know what they mean. As you are wrong you should admit it, and say how far the Winnersh triangle is from London. There are a lot of people here worried by these random triangles, and need to know exactly how far they are from London, so we can work out how much time we have left to escape.
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mollusc D
internal Member |
You smelly, bag of poo. You dirt-bag pinko butt. Pedant is a very clever person and scum like you do not have the right to disagree with him.
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mollusc D
internal Member |
You don’t know anything about English you smelly front bottom lump of poo. I have had novels published by a vanity publisher and I come from Boston so I know all about how to write junk. PEDant is very clever and I we do lots of grown up naughty things together, so there! There are pictures of me and him in bed together proving we are grown up people who know all about this English junk. You are a dirty fibber and your mom smells of wee-wee, arsehole, belly, wee, butt, shit, turd, poo, piss, wee, fart, do dos.
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Socalismlives
Hard Member |
This is a pointless argument I will not be drawn into it any more. It is an obvious Tory plot to shut up the voice of the working classes, You Capitalist running dogs. Did I get too close for comfort talking about chains? Is that why you right wingers need to shut me up?
I will not speak of chains anymore |
PED ant
latex Member |
There you are, you had to give in didn't you? I said I was right, I know everything there is to know about English. I am so cleaver and intelligent, I am a programmer, and I never make errors, I am always right, what a cleaver person I am, and I love you Mollusc D, I will come again to your mum and dad's house soon, and we can do big kissy things, I am so grown up.
Why is everybody not as bright as me? |
App-pulled
village Member |
Although Winnersh is a largely lower middle class area, I do not think they pose any immediate threat to us, there are already areas of north London that are wholly in position of the great unwashed. The Berbry flag has been razed all around my little enclave. There are parts of the heath where it is impossible to avoid the beige tartan.
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Minnesota
Ancient Member |
ISDCIP is as corrupt as any corporation. All the money it raises goes to politicians.
Of the thirteen trillion dollars given in grants by governments and the world health organisation last year the ISDCIP has according to their own accounts spent over 97% on seminars, conventions and on the expenses of those attending these functions, which it limits to those in political office. |
Minnesota
Ancient Member |
The ISDCIP does not provide any cutlery. Look at the figures
The annual running costs of the Imperial society are 5% of its total income. Presently it is making a total loss of 2% over its income. |
Polimp
Senior Member |
My my, you people have got to start living in the real world. Look any enterprise which needs money from politicians to keep it going is of course going to have to offer them something to encourage them to give. So we know if they give our taxes to a company or charity they are going to get something back for it, so what you are complaining about is a mere issue of quantity how much from what they give should they get back? And since it is politicians giving why should they not expect it nearly all to come back to them.
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Polimp
Senior Member |
You have made one of your simple childish errors. It is clear that ‘The Imperial Society’ was not founded in the year 1845 how silly of you to think so. It was as we all know founded on a Tuesday at a quarter to seven in the evening. Which is an unusual hour of the day to found a charity and I think ISDCIP are quite within their rights to mention this prominently in their literature. Who would have thought there would be people as ill informed as your self to make infantile mistakes, and then have the temerity to try to blame others for it.
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Polimp
Senior Member |
It is easy to overlook the excellent engineering which has been created to distribute cutlery to indigenous populations. If the Society was in any way crooked why would they have had built the magnificent and awe inspiring engines which can be seen in the most remote areas quietly and calmly distributing cutlery.
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Chook
Large Member |
This is what the Imperial Society for the Distribution of Cutlery to Indigenous Populations’ say about their own contraptions-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7E2i0KMqM
This is trash it could not work! |
Polimp
Senior Member |
How can you be so stupid as to say it could not work, just look at this-
Look at the bottom left hand corner you can see the group of primitive tribal dancers celebrating the arrival of the cutlery Kangaroo bringing them a new found fortune. Indigenous people all over the world love the work of the Imperial Society for the Distribution of cutlery to indigenous Populations. I don’t understand, how can you talk this work down?
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The Imperial Society for the Distribution of Cutlery to Indigenous Populations, would be grateful for any donations of cutlery, Kitchen utensils, cruet, of cow creamers that you could give to this worthy cause. Thank you for your attention.
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